Ok, If you’re like the koolaidman, you’re already sick of this election. I’m sick of John McCain reptilian face and turkey neck. I’m sick of email forwards and crazed rednecks who think Obama is going to suicide bomb his own inauguration…
I’m sick of Sarah Palin’s “Fargo” accent that makes her sound even less intelligent than not knowing what the Bush Doctrine is… or intimating that being able to see Russia from Alaska givers her x-ray vision inside of Vlad Putin’s innermost thoughts.
But I wanted to float my crackpot theory out into the interweb. This is wild speculation, bordering on fantasy. Time will tell whether or not this is parody, or chillingy close to a truth more twisted than most have dared to allege.
First off, the notion of her revealing her daughter’s current pregnancy in order to quell rumors that Trig Palin is actually Brstol’s child… makes no sense at all. None.
Here’s my crackpot theory. I think Trig is Bristol’s… I think Bristol isn’t pregnant now. I also think that Bristol will “miscarry” before the election… possibly right befor the VP debate so that Joe Biden can’t expose her for the trailer park reject she is.
–Why such borderline insane speculation? Because John McCain has no integrity, he has shown that he will stop at nothing to become president. He sold out his values to get in line with the bible beaters… for the entire Bush Presidency he has been a good little republican. He has switched his view on abortion (or at least on Roe v. Wade–but calling this a states’ rights issue is like saying poor women in the south have to deal with turpentine and coat hangers… sorry!)… and now he has selected an complete and utter dipshit as his running mate.
How can anyone, regardless of politicial affiliation, who saw her interview with Charlie Gibson think otherwise? She is ill informed, and doesn’t seem like she has given any real thought to the issues facing our country… What they’ve done is put lipstick on a talking point parrot…
I’m not elitist. I grew up in housing projects, trailer parks and rented houses in coal mining villages built by the likes of Frick and Carnegie. Having been born and raised as po-d’unk white trash gives me a great ability to spot it… Palin is like the butt of a Jeff Foxworthy joke… her kids are named Trak, Trig, Bristol, etc… She’s another goddamned bible thumping, PTA directing, nebby douchebag of a human being.
…and John McCain thinks she should be one fall in the shower away from the presidency??!?
In 2000, I was a registered Republican… I liked McCain then… because he WAS different… but different got him murdered in the deep South… so he readjusted his game plan… win at all costs… even if it means jeopardizing our country to try and win some of the 45yr old housewife vote…
Maverick?? Only if that term is defined as someone who is willing to defy convention and all rational thought.
God Help America if McCain wins this thing…
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September 22, 2008, 4:01 amDr. Death says:
Ok, are you so seriously a public pawn yet claim to have been Republican? Flip floppers like you are ruining this country. You flip to Clinton, and flop away from Bush. Clinton’s loan system that forced everything into play destroyed the economy, and everyone loves him. Wonderful.
What Palin had was knowledge of America, and the ability to get the job done and tear things apart.
Go to Alaska and move away from the city, then stop watching T.V. Ask them what they think of her. She has one of the highest popularity ratings for a reason…She for better or worse gets things done.
Honestly, try thinking for yourself and not listening to mainstream media. Who in the world does NOT agree with you right now? You’re a pawn.
Palin took on Oil companies in Alaska, she didn’t just take on that she too on corruption. This woman single handedly changed the entire state for the better.
More importantly…She is an energy expert. Unlike Obama who chooses to have the win at all cost energy plan (McCain does NOT do this, or he would not have chosen Palin and he would not have stated we need nuclear energy as well as to drill at home) Their plan was to drill here. But no, that would upset the media ruled pawns who now have gone environmental. So Obama’s solution?
Pay off Middle Eastern Countries more than we would charge to get oil ourselves, deny making jobs in our own country and make them for the other countries in order to have people here feel like we aren’t destroying the earth ourselves. *Tear* I could cry at the corruption there.
Obama is a fool. He’s a smooth talker but if you put together everything he says side by side?
He’s a lying, corrupt, naive, horrible leader.
December 8, 2008, 4:58 pm